US Minister : See the river?" See the bridge over it?" he said "10%".
Indian Minister : See the river?" See the bridge over it?" US minister ask BRIDGE ?.
Now Indian Minister said: 100% [...]
Policeman: I'm going to have to lock you up.
Thief: "What's the charge officer?"
Policeman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service."
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